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Hilarious Carnival Fail Stories & Whiskey Tasting

From Episode 026: “Old Fitzgerald Sour Mash; Fairs”


In this episode of our podcast, we embark on a journey filled with quirky moped misadventures, whiskey tasting, and the chaotic fun of carnivals. Each segment offers a blend of humor, informative insights, and personal anecdotes that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.


Ever wondered if a vintage fighter pilot helmet could double as the perfect accessory for your 1980 Suzuki FC-50? We kick off the episode with a hilarious debate about whether my latest two-wheeled acquisition qualifies as a moped. The discussion dives into the quirks of riding this vintage Suzuki, including its finicky choke, which led us to whimsical ideas about transforming it into a sled-dog adventure. This segment is a perfect blend of vintage charm and laugh-out-loud moments that will keep you hooked.


Whiskey lovers, rejoice! Our segment "Whiskey Bits with Matt and Phil" is dedicated to the tasting of Old Fitzgerald Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Donning matching outfits and white socks, we delve into the world of sour mash and sensory experiences. Despite initial excitement over what was thought to be a rare Bottled and Bond version, we explore the characteristics of this $17 whiskey. We explain the concept of a sour mash and share our sensory experience of its aroma, making even dominant nostrils a topic of playful banter. Whether you're a seasoned whiskey connoisseur or just curious about budget-friendly bottles, this tasting journey is as informative as it is amusing.


Carnivals are chaotic, but that's part of the fun, right? We swap stories about the chaos of carnival rides, the hidden costs of games, and the true allure of carnival food. From winning low-quality prizes to unexpectedly walking away with live animals, our personal anecdotes highlight the humor and frustration of carnival adventures. We also discuss the dubious safety of carnival rides operated by young or transient workers and the inevitable financial traps of carnival games. By sharing personal anecdotes, we highlight how children are easily drawn to the impossible-to-win games and low-quality prizes. The chapter also touches on the unexpected outcomes of winning live animals and the hidden costs of indulging in carnival fun, while acknowledging the hard work of carnival employees and the allure of carnival food.


As the episode progresses, we delve into the world of moving day, contrasting the friends who come prepared with those only motivated by free donuts. This segment humorously explores the contrasting types of people who show up to help with a move, highlighting those who come prepared and ready to work versus those who are just there for the free food and drinks. We discuss the frustration of inviting someone specifically because they own a truck, only for them to show up in a car, and reflect on the idea that if someone's primary motivation for helping is just to get free donuts, they probably can't afford a truck anyway.


In the "Whiskey Tasting and Moped Adventures" chapter, we brim with excitement as we share the joy over receiving a vintage fighter pilot helmet from Matt, perfectly complementing my 1980 Suzuki FC-50. We humorously discuss the quirks of riding it, including its finicky choke and potential for sled-dog improvisation. Shifting gears, we dive into our shared passion for whiskey on "Whiskey Bits with Matt and Phil." Despite initial excitement over scoring what was thought to be a rare Bottled and Bond version, we explore the characteristics of this $17 whiskey, explaining the concept of a sour mash and sharing our sensory experience of its aroma. We wrap up with some playful banter about our dominant nostrils, making for an entertaining and informative chapter.


In the "Tobin and Taste Buds" chapter, we celebrate the 26th episode and six months of podcasting by exploring the nuances of a budget-friendly whiskey. We discuss the whiskey's intriguing aroma, which combines sour and sweet notes, and analyze its color, suggesting it might be aged two to three years. The whiskey's smoothness and viscosity are highlighted, with comparisons to higher-proof spirits, noting how it delivers rich flavor despite its 80 proof. We also touch on how food and drink consumed prior can influence the tasting experience and share a light-hearted moment about a potential broken toe, adding a personal touch to our whiskey tasting journey.


The "Carnival Adventures and Overpriced Food" chapter humorously explores the quirks and frustrations of attending carnivals, touching on the idea of creating a mobile recording studio and the inherent chaos of carnival rides and games. We discuss the dubious safety of carnival rides operated by young or transient workers and the inevitable financial traps of carnival games. By sharing personal anecdotes, we highlight how children are easily drawn to the impossible-to-win games and low-quality prizes. The chapter also touches on the unexpected outcomes of winning live animals and the hidden costs of indulging in carnival fun, while acknowledging the hard work of carnival employees and the allure of carnival food.


In the final chapter, "Unexpected Guest at Donut Party," we explore the contrasting types of people who show up to help with a move. We highlight those who come prepared and ready to work versus those who are just there for the free food and drinks. We discuss the frustration of inviting someone specifically because they own a truck, only for them to show up in a car, and humorously reflect on the idea that if someone's primary motivation for helping is just to get free donuts, they probably can't afford a truck anyway.


This episode is packed with laughter, insights, and the kind of stories you won't soon forget. Whether you're a whiskey lover, a moped enthusiast, or someone who enjoys the chaotic fun of carnivals, there's something for everyone in this entertaining episode.

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